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Friday, February 11, 2011

LAWAK LUCAH!!

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U definately will have a good laugh if u can understand hokkien...
Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a 
conversation recently...

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus.. Bila u potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..

Apek: err.. Saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.. manayk problem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Banyak buang lui, lagi aahh.. dia punya performance tadak bagut.. manyak cinang semput loo..

Ali: Cehh.. apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong, tada apa problem.. bini saya manayk puas woo..

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka??

Ali: Ya laaa. Bila lu potong aahh.. lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: err.. lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: Woi apek cakap baik2 sikit haa..  saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: Tiu nia ma.. lu jangan main2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci.

Ali: Cilaka apek ni.. nah tengok(opens his trousers).

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.. gua cakap baik2.. tu tunjuklu punya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya.. saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.. potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la.. kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la.. Proton Saga....... lah.

I know u are laughing... pass it to your friends 
who need a laugh too...
:)

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